↳Hi, I'm Ilya Slootsky. I'm an art director / creative working at the intersection of culture, art, and technology. My experience spans over 10 years working for advertising agencies, in various roles, from design and art direction to production. Available to freelance opportunities based on timing and scope.
Some facts about me:
TOSS IT MEAN. CATCH IT CLEAN.
I have an innate ability to catch grape and grape-like foods in my mouth from any distance or height. Feats include from a 7th floor rooftop and across the 150ft wide Milwaukee river.
HIDING BEHIND THE MASK.
I had dinner with Cameron Diaz in a NYC restaurant…she just didn’t know I was there.
I have one cat that has a total of 27 toes, with three extra on each front paw and one extra on the back. I also have another cat that's pretty normal, all things considered.
WE'RE NUMBER FUN!
During the summer of 2020, also known as 'the summer of Rona', I won a socially distanced neighborhood bake-off. I wish I could say that I like to bake as much as I like to eat though.
GO WITH THE GLOW.
I was born about 70 miles away from the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Some say I tend to have a faint glow when I'm extra happy.
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